Recall the pictures of the Secretary Bird? You may recall the skinny neck, tail feathers stretched straight out back, and the ungainly posture. Well, that was when they weren’t in hot pursuit of a new girlfriend….. Now, in display mode, the neck is about 3 times bigger, the tail is straight up, and proud as …. A peacock. He had his territory staked out and as we watched him strutting about, we saw no reluctant virgins in the neighborhood…… poor fellow (at least for now).